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(773): View more from Illinois

So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first

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(713): View more from Texas

i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(210): View more from Texas

cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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(850): View more from Florida

When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?

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(347): View more from New York

It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.

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(727): View more from Florida

hey u leave my anime porn out of this

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