My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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