I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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