fuck your aforementioned shoe
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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