the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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