If i come over, it means nothing
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm really busy with my period
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