at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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