I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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