don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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