How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
