But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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