Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
this will be a night to untag.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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