Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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