google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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