Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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