Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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