I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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