You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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