Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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