okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
COCAINE IS GR8
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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