Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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