But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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