I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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