and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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