no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sobbing to NWA
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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