I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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