id be glad to
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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