you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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