How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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