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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now it won't go down.

(512): View more from Texas

You've got a gift.

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(330): View more from Ohio

this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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(509): View more from Washington

So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place

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(330): View more from Ohio

He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party

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(607): View more from New York

Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.

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