just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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