Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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