She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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