yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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