I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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