Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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