i need an iv and a liver transplant
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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