She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
