My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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