(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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