Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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