I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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