Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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