Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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