After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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