So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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