Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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