why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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