we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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