everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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