oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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