another moral hangover. fuck.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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