Pregnant stripper...not hot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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