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(773): View more from Illinois

he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

(443): View more from Maryland

wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

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(912): View more from Georgia

i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

(1-912): View more from Georgia

dude...come out of the closet already

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(772): View more from Florida

I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(786): View more from Florida

i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.

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(256): View more from Alabama

We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.

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(713): View more from Texas

I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved

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(425): View more from Washington

Blunts beyotch

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What? Joints? Blunts?

(425): View more from Washington

I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"

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