whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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