Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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