OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You're like the curious george of whores
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
